Dean: I know five languages.
Me: go on
Dean: Russian. Syrian. Turkish. English. Arabic
Dean. I thought about joining the military as a translator but my family freaked out.
Me. So what happened.
Dean. I'm pretty brown. I'd be viewed as a traitor over there.
Me. Yea. There's no defense of that.
Dean. I've been translating for homeland security. I help interview people seeking asylum.